can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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