Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.