I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
the raccoons are back...
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