C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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