that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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