Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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