why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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