Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
