I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.