Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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