i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
