Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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