Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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