dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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