Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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