don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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