The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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