i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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