I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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