im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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