Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
