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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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