i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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