So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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