Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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