my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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