Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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