My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
