Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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