i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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