wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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