we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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