I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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