have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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