All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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