I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I party with great urgency now.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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