so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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