There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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