it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You are a genius and a whore.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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