just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You smell like stripper and shame
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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