God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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