Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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