I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Operation Purity has been aborted
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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