I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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