i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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