Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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