i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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