Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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