If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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