I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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