brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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