You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Randomize