why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Watching her eat just hurts me
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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