How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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