But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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